Saturday, November 17, 2007

12 o'clock flasher

Are you and/or any of your friends or family 12 o'clock flashers?

What is a 12 o'clock flasher you ask? I am glad you asked. Does your VCR always flash 12:00? If it does, you probably are a 12 o'clock flasher. Are there buttons on your microwave that you have no idea that they are even there or how to use? If so, you are probably a 12 o'clock flasher.

12 o'clock flashers are people that are challenged by technical devices that normally just require a few minutes of time to RTM (read the manual) and/or spend a couple of minutes tinkering with the device.

My wife is not a 12 o'clock flasher. Whenever she goes back to her mom's place, she is the designated person to get the VCR set to the correct time as well as setting up the VCR to the cable to the television and any other electronic device because they have not worked since the installer came by and did not do them right - which could be as long as 6 months.

My mother-in-law, on the other hand, is most definitely a 12 o'clock flasher. She has had the same microwave oven for about 10 years. It is a nice microwave. It has buttons for warming a cup of coffee (my wife has no idea why anyone would ever want to do that because it alters the flavor of coffee), cooking a potato and cooking bacon, just to name a few of the functions. My mother-in-law would cook her bacon in the microwave, but always push the amount of time she wanted to cook. On one of my visits a few years back, I showed her the bacon button and she said she had no idea that button was even there.

If you are a 12 o'clock flasher, it is not too late. You can be cured. If you are not a 12 o'clock flasher, you have a civil duty to help your technology-challenged friends and family members.

Make someone's day and perform a random act of kindness. I am sure a 12 o'clock flasher will be very thankful.

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